Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend.
I am crying I love this too much
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
can you believe it’s not butter
the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore
i really dont think they meant bestiality
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
Nothing like watching yourself being replaced haha
I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them
True friendship at it’s prime.
You have gone blind and want cereal
best response to a sexist boyfriend
If you haven’t seen She’s The Man yet you need to examine your life choices.
I love this film so damn much
welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game
"Where is your trunk, human?" [x]
Cutest elephants ever.
hi how are you! my name is Lelophent *tries to shake, feels around awkwardly, finds nose* oh… your trunk is kinda small… hm… well momma said everyone is different and special… nice to meet you “shakes stubby human trunk*
honey boo boo looks like an angry bridge troll
Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.