Nothing but left turns.


whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.


l0ve-all:

nachovenchy:

lexithinksursxc:

misscfish:

My heart just melted 

bones ugh

AHHHHHHH

Ugh love bones


super-who-locked-in:

josh is the person i want to be…drake is the person i am


keeep-in-happiness:

the thought of someone being in love with me seems so unrealistic


johnkuuuuuuhns:

Aaron Rodgers to Jordy Nelson 80-Yard Touchdown | 09.14.2014 Packers vs Jets


woodmeat:

woodmeat:

steveaokiofficial:

whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 

************

creampieguy99

so yall were gonna let me play myself like that


cynicalmushroom:

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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food porn

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stuartstormborn:

I need feminism because girls literally get demonized for liking pumpkin flavored things???? ok?????????????


infectecl:

I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR

infectecl:

I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR


frozen-void:

supernaturally-marvelous:

friendly reminder that this man is that man

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I will always remember you Ab-less Pratt 


lifeofabaileypillar:

Can we just appreciate Josh Hutcherson for a moment please


dangerdonut:

thekarmyfandom:

Katie and Rita being totally not gay for each other

this totally looks like one of those fake social media things that people make for ships but the best part is ITS REAL