Life's better in the outfield.

iwasrepeals:

Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend. 


sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much


actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality


jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus



Nothing like watching yourself being replaced haha

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somethingfangirly:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

You have gone blind and want cereal

somethingfangirly:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

You have gone blind and want cereal


dirtylittlechemist:

halffizzbin:

sra-foreveralone:

best response to a sexist boyfriend

If you haven’t seen She’s The Man yet you need to examine your life choices.

I love this film so damn much


eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game


bassmonstertiff:

jinyii:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Where is your trunk, human?" [x]

Cutest elephants ever.

hi how are you! my name is Lelophent *tries to shake, feels around awkwardly, finds nose* oh… your trunk is kinda small… hm… well momma said everyone is different and special… nice to meet you “shakes stubby human trunk*


unclefather:

honey boo boo looks like an angry bridge troll

unclefather:

honey boo boo looks like an angry bridge troll





worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.